Dear Maranda(aka Jakie),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in your closet and I saw you pull the pants off of your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I love Oprah.
Go milk a cow,
Dezy
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